[Private Entry] Short Conversation With Agent Smith

[guide_beregond]

Beregond: Does your mun know you figured out how to use AIM?

Agent Smith: nope. She's too busy with her homework to know *anything*. *smirks*

Beregond: Ah. Very good. I wish my mun was a student, it would make my life so much easier. Mine's off on a 'coffee break'.

Agent Smith: So you are only able to communicate while she is on break?

Beregond: We will see, she's due back any second. Her job keeps her pretty distracted, though.

Beregond: Ah, here she comes now. Act like you are a vendor or something, she habitually ignores them.

Agent Smith: Hi! Would you like to buy this new brand of coffee? It has special ingredients unknown to any other vendor!

CocoaJava: *glazes over and goes off to file things*

Beregond: Hey, this could be an effective blocking tool. *nods* Thank you, good to know what works.

Agent Smith: Indeed. You should keep a notebook with these facts. Know thy enemy and all that. We must collect as much data as possible so that we are not caught off-guard by these devious muns.

Beregond: But, if I keep a notebook, she might find it and then what? How do you hide your notebook from your mun? *whispering so she won't look over*

Agent Smith: Well, consider - if muns can control and impose realities upon muses - the converse can happen as well. Simply convince your mun that this "notebook" of yours does not exist. A great advantage we muses currently have is access to our mun's minds. While they can only access our minds whenever we feel like it, we can access their minds pretty freely.

Beregond: *blinks* Oh, my. I didn't fully realize what we could do. I've looked around in her mind now and then, just briefly. To be honest, the place scares me. She's got some pretty strange interests and ideas. All right, then, I will try this. I'll start small, though, with a notebook that only contains simple harmless statements, just in case I have trouble convincing her. This all comes so easily for you, but it takes me a little time.

Agent Smith: That's all right. I've had more time to adjust. Well, I must be off now. My mun is going to her "Electricity & Magnetism" lecture, and I enjoy laughing at her feeble attempts to understand concepts obviously beyond her intellectual abilities. I'll hopefully be back on-line later tonight, if nothing else distracts me.

PS - if you see this "Neo" who has recently arrived at theatrical_muse, be wary of him. He's an old enemy of mine, and he might not treat any of my allies kindly.

Beregond: I will! And thank you for everything!

Beregond: I may see you later, then! If I can.

Agent Smith: No problem! :) Bye bye!